What would you do if some crazy person broke into your house and sat on your bed talking to your about the state of the nation? You'd probably bludgeon him over the head with the baseball bat you keep beside your bed, wouldn't you? Of course you would, you're a savage.
The Queen didn't though. She was cool about it. When Michael Fagan broke into the Queen's bedroom she summoned a Footman to beat the guy up with a baseball bat. Actually that's a lie. Sorry. There was no baseball bat.
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